Next Heroes: A Brief Review Of The New EP From D.C.'s Own A PESSIMIST IS NEVER DISAPPOINTED

A Pessimist Is Never Disappointed graces us with a great review, summing it up to "the tunes of Piramid Scheme are fresh additions to the rich musical history of this region".

We'll certainly take that, especially since we put a fresh coat of paint to hide the Amway years. 

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TMR gives Our EP a great review on same page as A Rolling Stones'release 🙌

The Morton Report writes "...loaded with garage-rock attitude, jangly guitars, and seductive vocals that seem redolent of Chrissie Hynde... more, please."

We certainly will make more. We can't disappoint someone generous enough to put us on the same review set as the Rolling Stones AND to compare vocals to rock goddess Chrissie Hynde. Is this 🙌 the "we're not worthy" emoji? If so, 🙌🙌🙌